So SpaceX Boosters only get numbers, not names. But they are so cool that they deserve names. So I named them. These names may not be official but they are fun. Maybe you have a better name? Well, this is a wiki!
Booster Names
*Falcon 1 flight 1 - I Can't Read
*Falcon 1 flight 2 - I Was Reading Someone Else's Instructions
*Falcon 1 flight 3 - The Dog Ate Them
*Falcon 1 flight 4 - Down There and Over to the Future
*Falcon 1 flight 5 - A Shortfall of Failures
*B0001 - I'm Not Waiting Around For You
*B0002 - Grasshopper
*B0003 - A Familiar Sense of Deja Vue
*B0004 - I Have To See A Man About A Dog
*B0005 - Nobody Loves Me
*B0006 - I Enjoy A Good Romp
*B0007 - Everybody Hates Me
*B1001 - Unfamiliar With Deja Vue
*B1002 - Kanga
*B1003 - I Was Distracted By Barking
*B1004 - The Worm Eating Option Is On The Table
*B1005 - Sitting in the Corner
*B1006 - I am certain I Parked It Near Here
*B1007 - Maybe It's One Block Over
*B1008 - They Taste Like Poo
*B1009 - Remember That Time We Reminisced
*B1010 - You Can Send Me To Bed Without Supper
*B1011 - I Would Like To Try A Different Option
*B1012 - Your The One Who Let Me
*B1013 - I Am Not Here
*B1014 - You Can't Love Me
*B1015 - I Am Really Gentle, Except When I'm Not
*B1016 - You Can't Leave Me To Die
*B1017 - We Can't Go Against the Law of Gravitas
*B1018 - I am The One Who Should Be Punished
*B1019 - Low Failure Warning Signal
*B1020 - I am Dying To
*B1021 - Look It's Invisible
*B1022 - Do You Like My Hat?
*B1023 - It's Kind Of Old
*B1024 - I Just Noticed That You Love Me
*B1025 - Decisive Tie Game
*B1026 - Unsweetened Sugar
*B1027 - I Will Make This Prediction Again
*B1028 - Leap by leap, Timidly
*B1029 - Eidetic Bibliophile
*B1030 - Hepatic Dice
*B1031 - Metric Mile
*B1032 - Sweetened Sugar
*B1033 - I am Not My Location
*B1034 - 11th Merlin
*B1035 - There is No Point To November
*B1036 - Litigious Libel File
*B1037 - 38th Raptor
*B1038 - Of Course You Still Love Me
*B1039 - Halve Eggs In a Stead
*B1040 - No, The Spy Loves Me
*B1041 - Obtained Unobtainium
*B1042 - I am My Own Son
*B1043 - That's No Moon
*B1044 - Falcon Third Stage
*B1045 - That is a Moon
*B1046 - When I am Not With The One I Love
*B1047 - I Love the One I am With
*B1048 - Prodigious File Labeller